PLANK HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED... AGAIN!!!
The day was April 1st, 2022.
Over a week had passed since Plank was deemed missing.
Now, realize this.
In Ed, Edd, n Eddy, Plank is an active character.
In my life, Plank has traveled, been held hostage, and partied.
So Plank is real.
Thus, between March 21st and April 1st, I considered he legitimately might have left.
I laid awake, practicing the Buddhist art of detachment, thinking about how Plank could be anywhere in the world and I may never see him again.
And I just had to accept that.
In time, I began to sleep soundly.
Then on April 1st I awoke to this.
PLANK!!!
(In this BLAIR WITCH PHOTO??)
These were sent from an unknown number.
So I told my friend, who had been keeping up with the story. She Facetimed me like, "Is that BLOOD?!"
So I told her her about the random number and photo. She then asked, "Is that your basement?"
And I realized, it could be.
See I live in a third floor flat, with neighbors on both floors below, and an underground basement.
However, I was out of town.
So while on FT I texted my neighbors, who are low-on-the-list suspects, if they could check the basement.
And they found THIS.
This is the note.
It seemed like a threat to Plank's life. "Remember chop wood."
And it was brought to my attention that "April .8" could be a date...
So I responded the anonymous number asking their demands, making it clear I'm out of town until April 8th.
Yet they stayed silent.
Until –
To be continued...
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