PLANK IS MISSING!!!
It's March 21st, 2022.
I'm in my apartment, minding my own business.
I walk by my toybox, (Yes I have a toybox,) and I realize something...
PLANK IS MISSING!
I look around to see if I he's near.
He's not.
I search the apartment...
Yet he's NOWHERE!
I've been burned before, thus have a suspicion this was no accident.
Begin reconnaissance.
I go to my camera roll to find the last known sighting of Plank.
Found one.
November 27th, 2021
(Pictured: Previously mentioned toybox. Plank in back left.
I continue searching. He's in another.
December 30th, 2021
(Pictured: Plank in back left. Go Stillers)
Recon continues, and for quite some time there are no photos.
Until...
March 2nd, 2022
(Not Pictured: PLANK)
So it's true...
PLANK HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED...
AGAIN!!!
Mind you, different from last time, there is no ransom note. So I'm curious if he's actually been stolen.
I go through a mental checklist and realize only five people have visited my place between December 30th and March 2nd.
So I ask if they stole Plank.
"Oh no. 🥺 I don't condone kidnapping. 😭"
"I’d never taken planks, That'd be an attack on you yourself"
"No intel on this end.... that's so strange 🧐"
"I remember we took disposable pics with him once before, but [...] Absolutely not, and we must dispatch every resource to save him ASAP"
And this photo.
That was March 21st, 2022.
There were no updates.
Until –
To be continued...
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